Bye Bye Maldives

I think its safe to say that I am Al Gore´s worst nightmare. Over the last 5 weeks, I have taken: 15 flights, 17 boat rides, 7 buses, dozens of taxis, 1 train, and 2 horses (it would have only been one horse, but the first one wasn´t used to carrying Americans). If you read in the coming months that rising ocean levels have destroyed the Maldives you´ll know who to blame.